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Back in Black!

Wed Apr 2, 2008, 4:31 AM
:spotlight-left: Generic Update :spotlight-right:

Mood: :D
Reading: The Art of Emocide
Listening to: Shit that aint emo


Whoa it's been a while guys and girls! I've been busy conducting my mass sterilization campaign on the emo problem. Right now I've sort of hit a dead end as recent studies have show that repeated exposure to such Emo bands like Funereal for A Friend and Fallout Boy regrows the ovaries that we removed - doh! Male Emos seem to have no such problems yet the repeated trend of wearing extremely baggy jeans which expose the asscrack have resulted in anal rape, thus prolonging the emo within. :(

Special thanks to all of you that joined, and a big kudos to all of you that sent me artwork to put onto the site. Your contributions are appreciated.

:star: The To-do List :star:
:bulletred: If would be really awesome for anyone willing to submit artwork that shows why emo sucks. Just send a note here and I will submit it as soon as I can. If it is already a deviation of yours, note the link of it to this site.
:bulletred: If anyone would like to post up a rant, send the rant in a note and I will post it in the next upcoming journal.
:bulletred: Find anything online that makes fun of emo? Send the link and it’ll be placed in the ‘movies relating to this’ section of the journal.
:bulletred: Promote this site like whoa. We gotta get as many people as we can together here to form a complete Emo killin army.

:star: TO JOIN, WATCH THIS ACCOUNT, AND YOU'LL BE ADDED TO THE CLUB MEMBERS LIST :star:

:spotlight-left: 2 da playa h8rs! :spotlight-right:

We don't care if you don't like this site and one day we be able to rival the Klu Klux Klan in size and power; soon a world superstate unified under the name of “antiemo” will invade your sorry excuse for a country and will show you the error of your ways.

Either way, if you argue with us you will be easily beaten up by my ego and infected with speed-AIDS and die.

The message is this: DN'T FUCK WIV UZ CUZ WE R INTERNET GANGSTAS!!!!

thanks to ~RaistlinMagius we have anti-emo shirts
check them out
[link]

:star: movies realating to this :star:
how to be emo - [link]
emo? lol no - [link]
anti emo haircuts - [link]
Go Go Emo Rangers - [link] - that's what emo's are
[link] - the emo song
Cheer up emo kid - [link]


:bulletgreen:" ok...a definition of emo:
in a person: emo is a person who has everything they could possibly be given to make them happy, and yet, they reject any form of help and 'choose' to act like a spoiled depressed little crap.

in music: it's a form of punk, it seems. punk music, at least has some good tunes and some good messages, even though most of the time, the people who sing punk, can't sing at all... but yet, when it comes to emo music, the messages are nothing, the tunes are depressing and they still can't sing...

why why why does anybody think that it is cool to act like you have a mental disorder when there are people out there who want and need help and will take it. emo's: you suck. get a life. i am not referring to people who have depression in general.
i once had a pair of glasses and all my friends said that they were "emo-like"...yet i'm a person who can't stop smiling...the glasses look so much better on someone who smiles. go go anti emo" - :icontinydancingpegasus:

I'll add alot more stuff over the next few days

:bulletgreen:What is EMO
Definations of EMO:
1.Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.My life sucks, I want to cry.

2.Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle. ::sniff sniff:: "The Demise of the Siberian Traintracks of Our Rusty Forgotten Unblemished Love" sounds like it would make a great emo band name. ::cry::

3.Punk music on estrogen. Often acoustic guitar with soft, high male vocals that dwell exessively on the singer's feelings, especially melancholy remembrances of past relationships/mistakes in life. A form of music that diverged from punk in the '80s, the name "emo" is derived from the emotive style of the lyrics and music. This genre has lately been marketed heavily by the music industry to teenagers with bands such as Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday, and has seen much commercial and mainstream success. The music has also spawned a subculture which conforms to certain conventions in dress such as tight sweatshirts, tight band T-shirts and horn-rim glasses. Adherents profess to exessively melancholy temperments. Males that adhere to the emo subculture are sometimes confused with metrosexuals; indeed the line between the two is somwhat blurred, though both groups claim to be intouch with their emotional side. The ephemeral and hackneyed nature of emo songwriting suggests that its audience will be restricted largely to teenagers. the genre suffers from a lack of credibility outside the aforementioned demographic group, much like current Nu Metal bands.girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.

4.An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!

6.A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment.Emo conversation!

XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me
acidburnedsoul: that sux man
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries*
acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*
acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to
acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it
acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us
acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues

7.the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..man, ive been listening to a lotta emo lately

8.a) short for the term emotional...in a musical sense
b) music derived in the 80's... with such bands as Rites of Spring, Texas is the Reason, and more.
c) can be used to describe a person who listens to emo, can relate to most of it and then cry because they can relate to it and not just because its emo.

emo music is not punk.

emo music usually contains lyrics which have a desperate side to them. written usually about a past girlfriend or experience.

if you read above, you'll see exactly what it is soo bad. no one should like here people. anyone who pretends to be emo fall under the catergory.

:spotlight-left: The Hall of Shame :spotlight-right:

HikikomoriOsaka
This site is ridiculous and is not contributing to the DA community at all. Report'd.

~lovemogirl

fuukcc youu all the anti emo's i soo hate youu!!!

~Gaaralikescookies19

You guys are a jerks who wont keep there big fat ugly mouths shut! Go with your other anti emo friends and die!!!

=lunaXdracoXmalfoy

this is so stereotypical.... can u jsut leave emos alone? we're all ppl. emo prep goth or whatever. labels suck. and this whole group sucks for believing in this.

~PyroBabe247

Your attitude tward emos and any other person who does not fit in your "Steriotype" is repulsive. If you hate because you are too nazi to actauly figure out the people then i hope you find a theripist or clinic near you. you need help. your so closed minded I almost feel sorry for you. notice i said almost bitch. go to hell.

=fangal

what the freakin hell is with u? i am emo? what did i do wrong? seriously it's BS! u dont know me, your definition of emo is WRONG! DA is for art not bashing people because u dont have a life. I am fun person but people like u tick me off. what did i ever do to u? ur really saying i hate even though i havent met u!

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:iconakatsuki7114:
Can I join please?

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I KNOW A HACK SO I CAN UNBAN MYSELF A BAN EVERYONE WHO PISSES ME OFF! MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK YOU DEVIANTART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:icontinfoil-butterfly:
As much as I hate emos, this club is arrogant and retarded
:iconpokemonissoemo:
fuck you i'm EMO GOT A PROBLEM WITH US THEN YOU CAN SUCK A DICK I HOPE YOU DIE AND ALSO FEEL OUR PAIN.

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:pointandlaugh: you laugh at me cause i'm different and you are not...Jealouse...
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:cries: people say whats the use of crying...TO FEEL BETTER
:headbang:...Show your screamo spirit
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GOD LOVES YOU :clap:
:icontinfoil-butterfly:
YOU HAVE THE INTERNET
AND A HOUSE
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY HAVE ANYTHING TO BITCH ABOUT?
:iconxx-elise-clarke-xx:
i wanna join ?

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[link] lol visit me :) :aww: :sing:
:iconantiemoarmy:
Add yourself to the list then! And feel free to contribute any art/prose/poetry that mocks emo.

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because emo is teh suck
:icondarth-synge:
Is this a plz account or a full-blown emo hatred account? Either way, I approve.

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